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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Motto for Gay Marriage Advocates

What man has joined together let no god put asunder.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Pick any two

Arabs, civilization, peace:  pick any two.

Sunday, December 09, 2012

Fellini

A lovely young lass named Fellini
Spilled gin on her lover's hard weenie
To avoid being uncouth
He added vermouth
And offered his miss a martini.
--slightly improved from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-444335.html

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

comparison

Q: O Reb Shalom, what is the difference between Jews for Jesus and Jews for Obama?

A: My son, many Jews for Jesus support Israel.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

Loyalties

Yale men are loyal to Wallace Stevens
as Harvard men are loyal to Emerson
as Washington men are loyal to Bruce Lee.
Fuck Jackie Chan.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Why Obama is so weak on Iran?

Obama is muted in his opposition to the Mullah's methods because his people are going to do things in a very similar way if they can get away with it.

The playbook:
1) Acorn runs the 2010 census. As many phony people as needed are added inorder to force redistricting that eliminates effective opposition.
2) Economic intimidation of employers now that the Feds run the banks
3) recruitment of union thugs to intimidate voters
(marching around in paramilitary uniforms in front of polling places was just legalized by the Obama Department of Justice.)
4) elimination of secret ballot via mail-in voting aallows widespread use of intimidation (ACORN thugs ring your doorbell, filled-out ballot in hand) and unchecked voting by phony people.
Wake up, or 2008 may be America's last free election.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Noahides for McCain

Conversation overheard at my synagogue picnic on Saturday (as Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up)

Reuben: If I weren’t Jewish, I’d vote for Obama

Simon: If you weren’t Jewish, you’d be pro-Israel, and so you’d be voting for McCain

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