Sunday, June 24, 2018

Five Reasons that make Hitler better than Donald J. Trump

Five Reasons that make Hitler better than Donald J. Trump

1. Hitler never moved the American Embassy to Jerusalem
2. Hitler does not have Jewish grandchildren
3. Hitler never tweeted
4. Hitler was only married once, and that marriage lasted "til death do us part."
5. Hitler did not eat his steak well-done. In fact, Hitler didn't eat steak at all.

Friday, December 12, 2014

"Black lives matter"

What is the going rate for a prime field hand, these days...

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Motto for Gay Marriage Advocates

What man has joined together let no god put asunder.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Pick any two

Arabs, civilization, peace:  pick any two.

Sunday, December 09, 2012


A lovely young lass named Fellini
Spilled gin on her lover's hard weenie
To avoid being uncouth
He added vermouth
And offered his miss a martini.
--slightly improved from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-444335.html

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


Q: O Reb Shalom, what is the difference between Jews for Jesus and Jews for Obama?

A: My son, many Jews for Jesus support Israel.

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Monday, March 22, 2010


Yale men are loyal to Wallace Stevens
as Harvard men are loyal to Emerson
as Washington men are loyal to Bruce Lee.
Fuck Jackie Chan.

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